Favorite quotes
My favorite quotes from random people on the forum (some of them make me
pee my pants laughing, most of them from SW - hey, I can't help it, he's funny !) :
*I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes.
I am out of control at times and hard to handle.
But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
*I truly feel sorry for the first thing I encounter that resembles a penis.
If you guys need me I'll be at Wal-Mart.. I heard their cucumbers are to die for!
*I'm like the vagina whisperer.
*Virgo love is like no other. We will love you to your core, flaws and all.
*Ignoring is like the pesticide against dramaqueens.
*I like them raw, 'cuz when I tipsy..I shovel any kind of hole ;)
*the build up is the most insane part!!! goin' down on you and swallowing you like they haven't had meat to eat in a month!
*I'm hung up on the not having an orgasm in six years and being with someone!
Talk about missing out. Damn some dudes have to come better than that(pun intended).
*You'll need to pass many Scorpio tests before (s)he'll show you the devotion you may hope for.
Love isn't a game for Scorpio, it's hauntingly real, so every subtle intention and action from a potential love interest will be privately scrutinized. Scorpio is a natural detective in life and when in love (s)he will make sure of your emotional capacity first before (s)he trusts you enough to talk openly. Generally speaking, a Scorpio will rarely show you a focused interest if (s)he feels you cannot reveal your soul or what you're truthfully made of.
*Him shy? Sorry, laughing here. He's about as shy as a rhino with a big dart on its butt.
*Don't be with someone that you need to pretend to not be needy or insecure, be with someone who knows that you can become needy and insecure sometimes and still accepts that part of you. :) Someone who accepts vulnerability.
*BUT, since we're bragging and all... Virgo's will f*ck ur brain out! I don't think there's anything like a Virgo touch. It's perfect..
*This might be me pushin' it a bit but whenever I tried it.. it umm.. it didn't wanna go in.
For the life of me it didn't wanna go in. I mean I used butter, crisco lard.. I even spit on it a couple of times.
*Raspberry: Eagerly anticipating: Virgo.
SteamyWeenie: And umm... anticipate no more. --for I, am a virgo! :D
*Umm how big is too big? steamy needs some numbers girl.
*As for the Bangathon Around the Zodiac Wheel, I'm working on it too.
*I've had a cancer that made me orgasm once.. (look ma no hands) :)
seriously.. no hands. or anything for that matter.. yeah........ think about it
*Here's a funny. My dog just hid one of my sex toys from me. Lol. That just made my day. Little shit.
*You see, not risking anything at all out of fear, is the biggest risk one could ever take... to lose what could have been.
*are these horoscopes written w aspects included? or just house placements?
they sound a bit fortune cookie-ish for my taste… (and im off carbs)
*I love. I really do. I love with every part of me. I revolve around those I love.
I adore them and my love never dies, even when it should.
and, last but not least; my favorite (and funny) quote:
"Once you go Scorpio , you might never go back"
pee my pants laughing, most of them from SW - hey, I can't help it, he's funny !) :
*I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes.
I am out of control at times and hard to handle.
But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
*I truly feel sorry for the first thing I encounter that resembles a penis.
If you guys need me I'll be at Wal-Mart.. I heard their cucumbers are to die for!
*I'm like the vagina whisperer.
*Virgo love is like no other. We will love you to your core, flaws and all.
*Ignoring is like the pesticide against dramaqueens.
*I like them raw, 'cuz when I tipsy..I shovel any kind of hole ;)
*the build up is the most insane part!!! goin' down on you and swallowing you like they haven't had meat to eat in a month!
*I'm hung up on the not having an orgasm in six years and being with someone!
Talk about missing out. Damn some dudes have to come better than that(pun intended).
*You'll need to pass many Scorpio tests before (s)he'll show you the devotion you may hope for.
Love isn't a game for Scorpio, it's hauntingly real, so every subtle intention and action from a potential love interest will be privately scrutinized. Scorpio is a natural detective in life and when in love (s)he will make sure of your emotional capacity first before (s)he trusts you enough to talk openly. Generally speaking, a Scorpio will rarely show you a focused interest if (s)he feels you cannot reveal your soul or what you're truthfully made of.
*Him shy? Sorry, laughing here. He's about as shy as a rhino with a big dart on its butt.
*Don't be with someone that you need to pretend to not be needy or insecure, be with someone who knows that you can become needy and insecure sometimes and still accepts that part of you. :) Someone who accepts vulnerability.
*BUT, since we're bragging and all... Virgo's will f*ck ur brain out! I don't think there's anything like a Virgo touch. It's perfect..
*This might be me pushin' it a bit but whenever I tried it.. it umm.. it didn't wanna go in.
For the life of me it didn't wanna go in. I mean I used butter, crisco lard.. I even spit on it a couple of times.
*Raspberry: Eagerly anticipating: Virgo.
SteamyWeenie: And umm... anticipate no more. --for I, am a virgo! :D
*Umm how big is too big? steamy needs some numbers girl.
*As for the Bangathon Around the Zodiac Wheel, I'm working on it too.
*I've had a cancer that made me orgasm once.. (look ma no hands) :)
seriously.. no hands. or anything for that matter.. yeah........ think about it
*Here's a funny. My dog just hid one of my sex toys from me. Lol. That just made my day. Little shit.
*You see, not risking anything at all out of fear, is the biggest risk one could ever take... to lose what could have been.
*are these horoscopes written w aspects included? or just house placements?
they sound a bit fortune cookie-ish for my taste… (and im off carbs)
*I love. I really do. I love with every part of me. I revolve around those I love.
I adore them and my love never dies, even when it should.
and, last but not least; my favorite (and funny) quote:
"Once you go Scorpio , you might never go back"
Comment
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Comment by JacQueuf on July 12, 2009 at 2:55am -
hahaha holy f'ckin a u guys know me better than my family! lmao! hecks yea i was watchin bruno! saw it last night... twice! lol u guys should def saddle up n go watch it.. n if some of uz can pry ur shaking pillow toy away from ur dog, u might wanna take it with. just in case.
i totally heart u guys. this totally brought a smile to my face when i read some of my rants up there :)
but i have to go cuz its lke 2 am here n i was puttin on my makeup for tomorrow. theres this boy at church i wanna hit on n i gotta make sure i look better than his girlfriend. this may be the one guys! seriously. wish me luck. :D
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Comment by Candy on July 11, 2009 at 10:01pm - Lol... some funny people on here.. Laughter is the best..
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Comment by Watergirl on July 11, 2009 at 6:50pm -
It does look funny, maybe i should watch it too. And you know what, if Steamy thinks it's funny, it must be!
Thanks for postin all those X Kate X !!
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Comment by Watergirl on July 11, 2009 at 6:48pm
- Watchin Bruno!
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Comment by joswanprince on July 11, 2009 at 3:17pm -
I was there when he talks about cucumber, hell yeah ^^
don't know where the hell he is now.
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Comment by SillyAquaGirl on July 11, 2009 at 3:09pm - Lol great blog.
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Comment by Little One on July 11, 2009 at 12:26pm - ROFL
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