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LOL. I love, love this thread because it captures something that has annoyed me about sasstrology for a while. I see this especially in the Scorpio threads. *Cue violins*
Woman: My man kicked me down the stairs when I was six months pregnant and yesterday, as he was choking me, he told me he was sleeping with my sister.
Sasstrology: OMG! This man is terrible. You have to get away from him! Call the police. When was he born?
Woman: I think he was born October 31. He told me he was born on Halloween because he comes from a family of satanists and the devil is his father.
Sasstrology: Oh, he's a Scorpio? *Phew* No need for the police. Honey, he's just testing you to see how strong you can be while gathering your teeth from the floor. Scorpios test those they love. You hang in there and next time he hits you, take it right on the chin and shake it off! You are a strong woman! By the way, did you ever hurt his feelings?
Woman: Well, once, a few years ago, I changed the channel as he was watching Power Rangers.
Sasstrology: See? You hurt him and that's why he's lashing out at you now. Scorpios don't do anything for no reason. They are very fair. You should have told us you hurt him.
Resident Scorpio Troll: The soul is the scrumptipulations of the purest honesty and darkness of the spirit truth is an eagle phoenix over ashes for the sassussurations because woman is evil, blah blah blah...
Me: (@_@)...(o_O)...(x_x)...*done for the night*
You must been one stubborn chick!!! LOL Just kidding. I LOVE my boo.
Scorpion with a Bull rising.....
He is moody, sensual, stubborn, jealous, possessive (just enough), and SPOILED rotten. Likes material gifts. Funny. Sarcastic. All in all pretty luvable though.
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