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Life happens, and sometimes it happens way too fast. This post is huge. While I was writing it, life happened faster than I could put it to paper.

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Today, my mom pointed out an ad in the newspaper for $5.00 astrology readings. "You should call," she said, "and talk to an astrologer, ask them some questions, see what they do."

I shook my head. "If you were curious about the profession, would you call a therapist charging $5 for an assessment?" She's a therapist herself. She knows.

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Q: What happens when Neptune conjoins your natal sun in the 2nd, with Chiron doing the same; transiting Jupiter conjoins natal Neptune in the first; Pluto squares your natal Venus; Lilith conjoins your natal Moon; and the sun slides back around to snugly square your natal Moon as well?

A: Worst solar return ever. That was pretty impressive, actually.

It's funny how astrology starts leaking into your daily life and understanding, suddenly, why people say what they say. I've decided to steal the idea from elsaelsa.com and post a few.

Virgo sun/Aries moon

"The vacuum cleaner won't work."

"What's wrong with it?"

"I don't know. IT MAKES ME ANGRY."

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I have the unfortunate tendency to attract men who are broken, downtrodden, and in need of help. I also have the unfortunate tendency to wrap them up and try to make them all better. I'm good at it. No, I am awesome at it. I am awesome at patching up the lost and lonely boys of the world.

But then there comes the realization that I'm really awful at getting any sort of man who's any good for me. Most of this is my fault; I am picky, but suffer from crippling self-esteem issues th… Continue