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Akrabu
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  • Charleston, WV
  • United States
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*WOOSH* That's the sound of someone entirely missing my semi-perverted joke... LOL Okay okay, back to my corner... I'll behave...
6 hours ago
I know a Scorpio sun and moon, with Sag rising. He doesn't look a bloody thing like you would imagine him. He's tall and lanky, and kind of has a hippy feel to him. He's a whitewater rafting guide.
6 hours ago
I can move all night long, baby... Sorry, had to... :-D
7 hours ago
I've honestly never felt the need to walk on eggshells around a Scorpio. They just "get" me. Always have. I don't really understand it, either. I think you also feel that Scorpios do this on purpose. I can't speak for them, as I am not one of the...
7 hours ago

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Sun Sign
Aquarius
About Me:

Planets Houses Major Aspects
Sun: Aquarius
Moon: Gemini
Mercury: Aquarius
Venus: Capricorn
Mars: Scorpio
Jupiter: Capricorn
Saturn: Scorpio
Uranus: Sagittarius
Neptune: Capricorn
Pluto: Scorpio
True Node: Gemini
Ascendant: Scorpio
2nd House: Sagittarius
3rd House: Aquarius
Imum Coeli: Pisces
5th House: Aries
6th House: Taurus
Descendant: Taurus
8th House: Gemini
9th House: Leo
Medium Coeli: Virgo
11th House: Libra
12th House: Scorpio
Sun Square Mars
Sun Square Saturn
Sun Square Ascendant
Moon Trine Mercury
Moon Quincunx Jupiter
Moon Quincunx Pluto
Mercury Square Pluto
Venus Sextile Mars
Venus Sextile Saturn
Mars Conjunction Saturn
Jupiter Conjunction Neptune
Jupiter Sextile Pluto
Neptune Sextile Pluto

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry. - Source
Relationship Status
Single
I easily fall for
Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius
My Favorite Things
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable. - Source
My level of astrological knowledge
Intermediate (planets/houses/aspects)
Which aspect in your chart causes you the most grief?
Moon quincunx Pluto
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Anyone use Twitter? Follow me, bitches. I'm the Pied Piper of Twitterville.

Posted on November 24, 2009 at 7:00pm — 4 Comments

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Google Wave

Anyone want a Google Wave invite? If so, hit me up.

I have... 9 left.


To protect your email from spam, either private message me, use a site like Spambox to get a temporary email address, or tweet me your email address @akrabu139.

Posted on November 24, 2009 at 7:00pm — 21 Comments

Akrabu

Broken Heart - Motion City Soundtrack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xQ3v-_jscQ

I’ll start this broken heart
I’ll fix it up so it will work again
Better than before
Then I’ll star in a mystery
A tragic tale of all that’s yet to come
Fingers crossed there will be love

But I get carried away with every day
And every fantasy
the deeper the wound,
the harder I swoon and wish that that was me

So much to say
But no words to convey
The loneliness building with each passing day
Bu… Continue

Posted on November 23, 2009 at 1:08am —

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Photos

I added a few pics of myself to my profile, out of sheer boredom.

Also here's a nice lightning shot I captured in Florida last week:



If you want it hi-rez, click the picture, then the download button. =)

Posted on November 5, 2009 at 6:30pm — 4 Comments

Akrabu

Anyone near West Virginia?

Just wondering if I'm the only West Virginian here haha. Anyone close to WV at all?

Posted on October 11, 2009 at 10:55am — 10 Comments

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At 4:26am on November 30, 2009, Sexy_Promethean said…
Gift... just wanted to brighten your day. Haven't seen you in the forum threads lately.
Thank you for the information on Google Wave.
I have been doing good.. :) Thank you for asking. Just been sort of lazing about this weekend, but ready for a productive week.
At 10:20pm on November 29, 2009, Sexy_Promethean said…
Btw, what is Google Wave?
At 10:20pm on November 29, 2009, Sexy_Promethean gave Akrabu a gift
Hope all is well with you.
From the Gift Store
At 12:18pm on November 28, 2009, joswanprince said…
I want you to join my human signs group =)
I need ur sheer of evil delight (sarcasm) =) Lol!
At 6:50pm on November 25, 2009, Rie said…
(laughs uncontrollably at your About Me)

You're a sheer delight! I needed THAT laugh.
You Should Be A Scorpio
What's good about you: intense and energetic, you can easily transform the vibe of a room What's bad about you: if someone rubs you the wrong way, you'll sting them! In love: you experience very strong feelings - both passion and jealousy

In friendship, you're: likely to demand loyalty and dump friends who don't provide it

Your ideal job: circus performer, hypnotist, or hunter

Your sense of fashion: revealing, daring outfits - you love taking fashion risks

You like to pig out on: spicy Thai, Mexican, or Indian food



You Look Like a Scorpio

It's likely you look very dramatic and perhaps even exotic.
You have very intense (and sometimes haunting) eyes.

You are neither thin nor fat. You have a strong build.
You tend to gain weight easily, but you usually just put on muscle.

Like most Scorpio people, you are passionate... probably to a fault.
You are stubborn, jealous, protective, and very emotional.

 
 

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