Akrabu's Page

Sun Sign

Aquarius

About Me:

Planets	Houses	Major Aspects
Sun: Aquarius Moon: Gemini Mercury: Aquarius Venus: Capricorn Mars: Scorpio Jupiter: Capricorn Saturn: Scorpio Uranus: Sagittarius Neptune: Capricorn Pluto: Scorpio True Node: Gemini	Ascendant: Scorpio 2nd House: Sagittarius 3rd House: Aquarius Imum Coeli: Pisces 5th House: Aries 6th House: Taurus Descendant: Taurus 8th House: Gemini 9th House: Leo Medium Coeli: Virgo 11th House: Libra 12th House: Scorpio	Sun Square Mars Sun Square Saturn Sun Square Ascendant Moon Trine Mercury Moon Quincunx Jupiter Moon Quincunx Pluto Mercury Square Pluto Venus Sextile Mars Venus Sextile Saturn Mars Conjunction Saturn Jupiter Conjunction Neptune Jupiter Sextile Pluto Neptune Sextile Pluto

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As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry. - Source

Relationship Status

Single

I easily fall for

Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius

My Favorite Things

I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable. - Source

My level of astrological knowledge

Intermediate (planets/houses/aspects)

Which aspect in your chart causes you the most grief?

Moon quincunx Pluto

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