How does your Sun sign act when drunk?

[Jeffrey Kishner]

Do Geminis talk nonstop? Do Cancers clam up? Share your astrological insights into zodiac intoxication.

[Michael]

Cancers get weepy and emotional if they've got problems and can tend towards self-pity...other than that, quite cheery and very cuddly if they're happy and in good company. My Taurus housemate...I've never seen someone drink and get so much natural energy, very loud and talkative, sometimes on the verge of obnoxiousness, literally charges through things! My Leo mate gets red rosy cheeks, tells tall stories and really simple jokes that you can't help but laugh at (like, what did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants? Look, there's a herd of elephants!). Virgo drops their guard a bit and I've seen a virgo spin out because she couldn't believe she was so drunk, knocking into walls and then just staring at them and laughing like she couldn't believe she'd just done it. Scorpio; I don't drink often but when I do I go on a bender and the outcome is dependant on what mood I'm in...but I've seen other Scorpio's soften up and get all lovey-dovey, which is funny and nice to see =)

[Cusp Of Magic]

Very true about Crabs, well at least me anyway.

[The Usual Unsuspect]

I finally start to behave like a proper Virgo.

[Karen]

LOLOLOL, Victoria

[Gabriel]

i get all aires-ish when im drunk. but im a aries rising. but im a scorpio sun so its a good thing to come outta my silence every once in awhile. lol.

[geoGoddess]

Lets see.. never seen my Leo ex drunk in all of 10 years. Seriously, the man refused to drink enough to get trashed. When he got tipsy, he was so happy, like someone was tickling him. My Scorpio BF gets playful & affectionate, then with further infusion of alcohol, gets super reckless and sexy, and he won't remember anything (ANYTHING) in the morning. Whoo! If there ever was a time to unleash a Scorpio..... his usually secretive side isn't so secretive! How did he put it when last bombed: "the moderator has gone to bed". Yesss!! I learned soooo much that I have to pretend I don't know!! I absolutely LIVE for those moments, don't you!? SWEET! Anyways, and I'm a Gemini, and I have to second ms spicee, I have sex on the brain, love to dance, and laugh, and become completely indiscriminate about men vs women. This is when I'll dance on the bar, or I'm just as likely to slip secretly off with good company for a moonlight walk. I must really cut loose because guys love it, yet I have never, ever ever taken anyone home when drunk. Thank god.

[Jeffrey Kishner]

This is interesting about Gemini, because it is a "bi" kind of sign, being the Twins and androgynous in nature.

[exblue]

This is hard to answer just based on my Sun Sign. For one, I don't feel my self as a typical Cancer, and for two I have some aspects which define very well how do I act when drunk.

Drunk (or anything else) I talk a lot. I just speed up and talk silly stuff, crack jokes, flirt around, play silly word and (dirty) mind games, seduce if there's anyone I can show my skill on, drink more, lol. If tempted by something (a thought, an event) or someone I can get all emotional from crying to wanting to beat someone up.
I can drink a lot, but I always manage to keep a certain dose of common sense which keeps me from doing anything compromising or dangerous (climbing bridge suspension as my Cap ex did once or taking my cloths off as some women do).

[Night Wolf]

What wanted to ask you, what's your fav type/kind of drinks? Because I'm planning a party with a Cancer- but not sure what type of drinks they like because I never drank with them before.

[Beautiful]

When I get drunk, I become very open and I will say how I feel (usually I hold all of my feelings inside), I also get very sexual and then I get sleepy (whether or not I have sex) and I am a taurus. I always remain quiet though and pretty much in control of the situation

[A.]

I feel more like a Virgo than a Scorpio, so I don't think my drunk behavior reflects or matches other Scorps too much.

At the beginning of every party, I'm quiet, sitting in my own corner and listening to other people. I will eventually circulate, tell people to slow down with the drinking, to add percentage and not go back, that will equal a hangover. To eat proteins, not drink too fast, blah blah blah.

When I take the glass, however, the world inverts. It's not just a friendly beer-sip, you see. I take a big glass of rum, cognac and vodka, and devour it. As I finish it, I refill. That goes on until someone discreetly drags the bottle (be it empty or not) away from me. The half-drunk Virgo will always look at me and how I devour alcohol, and give the "thank-god-there's-someone-who-is-going-to-be-a-lot-drunker-than-me" look.

I then turn very pleasant and cosy, while I sit and cheerfully listen to someone or discuss something with someone, and I'm barely able to see clearly anyway. I then get quite polite and nice to be around. People talk to me, tell about their preferences or issues.

God knows how, I find a vodka or rum-bottle somewhere, and bring a small toast. As others try to manage a slurp of rum, I devour a whole glass of it and get extra nice. At this point I'm probably cheerfully discussing something with someone and making them laugh. I'm also trying to act sober. I get extra polite. That's a sure way to tell that I'm anything but sober.

After somehow managing to tie my shoelaces without getting hit by anything, I lean myself on nearest wall, furniture or person. It's best to stand in a corner, that way I don't slide down by the wall. Hooray.

The floor sporadically attempts to jump at me, aiming for my face. I cleverly evade the floor by going outside with other drunk people. I then maneuver and eel my way through the streets, actually managing to not fall or fall asleep drooling on someone else while walking.

At some point, my memory decides to say goodbye, with but few flashbacks and distant feelings. Someone from the party politely finds me laying on the asphalt. I explain that I am a tad tipsy, and that I decided to lay down right there for a second, and that perhaps I need to go home. From what I've heard from others later on, the others usually agree.

They politely carry or drag me to the house, attempt to wake me up, or at least help me vomit to purge the organism of alcohol.

In half-sleep the morning after, I keep thinking; "I wonder how the party went. I went home early, most sober of them all. I bet they had a load of fun after I left. Too bad I'm reasonable and boring. I'm proud of myself though. It's not easy being sober at such big, cheerful gatherings. I better visit them. I bet they're so hungover. Heehee." As I open my eyes barely, regaining my senses, the first thought that comes to mind is; "Where the fuck am I?!"

...Waking up in a bed you've never seen before with no recollection of the day before, - priceless. For everything else, there's a Mastercard.

Something similar happens every time. I swear. Another priceless scenario is when someone hands you coffee after managing to wake you up from your stupor/blackout, and you keep attempting to drink your coffee but end up hitting your face with the cup repeatedly.

As for other signs:

Ariens I've drunk with don't change too much, it's almost a bit boring. Some of them only get extra self-centered, like my Aries ex who just loves to glimmer with own knowledge and wisdom during drunkness. My ex is also prone to overreact.

Taureans I've seen drunk are surprisingly stable, they do get extra gleeful and dissolve in cheshire cat-smiles. Never seen one in the center of attention.

Gemini, I don't think I've been at a party with one, not to my knowledge at least.

Cancers are adorable. They get pretty affected by alcohol, and then usually become clingy, especially if you are in proximity. They will then start to talk about their feelings, thoughts, problems, and ask for your opinion. I don't think I've met a Cancer who has tolerated too much alcohol. Watersigns are seriously the worst hosts alcohol can have, in comparison to other signs.

Leos can get pretty loud and talkative, and they love to joke, show somekind of stunts, gather people or glimmer. They will occasionally just walk around and stick their nose into everyones small parties, and talk loudly, get your attention, et cetera. It's almost funny. They may also feed you more alcohol, after hunting you out in a dark corner where you peacefully devour last drops of rum.

Virgos, I never thought I'd say this, but they can be some of the wildest partygoers out there. Virgos set loose under influence. They'll dance on the table, they'll probably team up with the loud Leo, and they will certainly prod the poor Aries and poke the passed-out Scorpio, before having fun on the dancefloor and also being Leo's dramaqueen-sidekick/rival.

Libra, huh? I've never been on a party with one. Thank lord.

I know a bunch of Scorps, and two of them remind me of me at parties. They may get drunk, but they don't change much personality-wise. It's hilarious, because on parties, there are always several groups scattered around, and we, the Scorps, sit at each own group and listen to someone's blabbering. That someone is usually an Aries or a Sagittarius, sometimes Leo or Cancer. And we Scorps nod, shoot in some comments and laugh a bit. It's hilarious. I've partied with two Scorpios, we were all pretty much the same. The difference is that I drink more than people should, so of course most of my parties end up in drunken stupor and blackouts, but if I'm lucky enough to get short of booze, I will most likely supervise the party and clean up, help people, etc. I often clean up and organize things the morning after. So does another Scorp I know.

Sagittarius, I've only been with one Sagittarius, and she gets very Sagittariusy when drunk. She will joke around, laugh a lot, follow the wave to center of attention, and snicker at the drunk Virgo who is most likely the center of attention at this point. Oh what a laugh she has.

Capricorns, do they even go to parties? I suspect that one of the people I've partied with was a Capricorn. He never bought anything, never contributed to anything, he just leeched off of other people. And instead of engaging in social activity, he just sat and drank, smoked and didn't even pay attention to people. I think he feel asleep in the very same place. Boring.

Aquarians, I don't even know if I partied with them.

Pisces should stay away from alcohol. I know a hypoglycemic Pisces, it took just a bit of Baccardi to transform her into a mental wreck. Don't drink, dear Fish.

[Jeffrey Kishner]

Scorpios are known to be all-or-nothing.